Jun 23, 2009

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GAMBANG : Satu kejadian yang dinamakan sbagai 'tag' telah dilaporkan berlaku dimana ak(author blog ni) telah ditagged. Siapa gerangannya yang berani sgguh menge-tagged ak 2. Menurut siasatan yang dilakukan oleh pihak AllOoHaa PreSs, suspek utama ialah Fazlisa Rohali- the watsoevawateva girl(mmg dia pon,,haha). Kejadian ini agak mengejutkan kerana tagged ni mempunyai soklan yang agak pelik dan tergolong dalam pelbagai kategori. Tapi xpa..AKAN AKU LAKSANAKAN TAG INI DENGAN SEJUJURNYA & SEPENUH HATIKU...!! Ok,ni la dia :

Tag 10 people after you're done!
I have. . . (a point for each one)


1. smoked.-bahaya
2. consumed alcohol.-haraam!!
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
-ak pnah tdoq bwah ketiak mak ak..adik pmpuan ak pon ska tdoq bwah ketiak ak x kra msa ketiak ak wangi atau busuukk..!!
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
-ini da plik..!!
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
-ini lg plik..!!
6. had sex.
- Astaghfirullah Al-azim..jangan la kamu mghampiri ZINA(klu da kawin wat la)
7. had someone in your room other than family.
-besa la ni
8. watched porn.
-ISH3..ni zina mata plak ni
9. bought porn.
10. tried drugs.
-panadol & ubat batok
Okla..seriously & Honestly>#MY TOTAL: 3

1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. felt hurt.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
#MY TOTAL: 9

1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. -feveret nih
4. been to a therapist. -ak x gilak, x emo, stress..so x pyah therapist
5. received a ticket.
6. been to rehab
7. dyed your hair.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club. -ish tmpat maksiat
10. been to a bar -tmpat mksiat jgak nih
#MY TOTAL: 6

1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade. -Mardi Gras parade 2 pon ak xtau apa bndany..!! Mardi y prtanian 2 ka..??
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
#MY TOTAL: 4

1. dressed gothic
2. dressed girly. -ak bkn pondan..!!
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something. -curik pelam@mangga jiran ak dlu
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor. -allaaa mlunya..
#MY TOTAL: 3

1. had a crush on a friend.
2. been to a concert.
3. dry-humped someone.
4. been called a slut.
5. called someone a slut.
6. installed speakers in your car.
7. broken a mirror.
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
#MY TOTAL: 4

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. - err Ludacris y mna 1 ya..??
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. -yg ni ak pnah terlupa nk byar.haha
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age. -xda mknany nk tipu
#MY TOTAL: 5

1. owned/rented an apartment/house.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger. - ni mmg gila..
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed. -auuww
10.been verbally harassed.
#MY TOTAL: 6

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight. -ish xda keja ka
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. -ni pon sma ni,wat ngabih duit mak bpak
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight. -ni mmg xda keja la ni, mnmbahkn bil letrik ja
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
#MY TOTAL: 4

RESULT : 44

Hasilnya :
If You Have Less Than 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [im average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [im a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [im a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [im a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [i should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [i should be dead]


Biaq Btoi ak ni bad influence..??
ni smua dusta belaka...ntahla, hgpa nilai la sndiri
Ak agak sdih ngn result nih...huuuuhuuuhhuuu

Dan utk memeriahkan lagi suasana..!! Setelah mngambil kira beberapa fktor(chewah..srius ni) ak tag :
Arep -jejaka jawa
CikGU -macho abih
Caramiszy -cool
Eyes143 -mata banyak
Sophie -rockgirl
miezhanem -lawyer ni
xull -karut ker
tomato -buah atau sayur.??
miss durian runtuh -yeah durian..!!
oh-melayu - thumps up


Jawab!!Klu x jawab.....

Alaa jawab ja la...!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

cish!mcm brita kes bunuh jer.ak ingt ape ntah

░♥si lampu neon♥░ said...

gagah gile buat tag. mcm saspen je hahah

Kojack de Alloohaa said...

gagah..?? yaaa gagah perkasa...hahaha